Meet your new favorite pair of “I swear I work out sometimes” shorts. The Betty Classic Athletic Shorts bring vintage gym-class energy with a modern puffin twist — green and white stripes, retro fit, and the iconic Betty Cannabis Goodies logo stitched just right.
• 91% recycled polyester, 9% spandex
• Fabric weight: 5.13 oz. /yd. ² (174 g/m²)
• Four-way stretch moisture-wicking microfiber fabric
• Breathable and fast-drying material
• UPF50+ protection
• 6.3" (16 cm)inseam
• Elastic waistband with a flat white drawstring
• Mesh side pockets
• No inner lining
• Blank product components sourced from China
Size guide
WAIST (inches)
HIPS (inches)
2XS
28 ⅜
35 ⅜
XS
29 ⅞
37
S
31 ½
38 ⅝
M
33 ⅛
40 ⅛
L
36 ¼
43 ¼
XL
39 ⅜
46 ½
2XL
42 ½
49 ⅝
3XL
45 ⅝
52 ¾
4XL
48 ⅞
55 ⅞
5XL
52
59
6XL
55 ⅛
62 ¼
Betty Classic Athletic Shorts
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CUSTOMER REVIEWS
SO Mother Puffin Good
I’ve already had two people ask where I got it. Totally obsessed.
The quality is way better than I expected — super soft and the print hasn’t faded at all. I’ve already had two people ask where I got it. Totally obsessed with the puffin designs.
Mother Puffin takes inspiration from design, nostalgia, and the unapologetic spirit of weed culture — that laid-back creativity where ideas flow, humor hits harder, and nothing is taken too seriously. Our designs blend vintage art, irreverent storytelling, and a wink to those “highly inspired” moments that start as a sketch and end up as your favorite tee.
Everything we make comes from the creative roots of Mother Puffin Creative, our parent design studio, where imagination is always lit.
You’ve got good taste. All of our branding, packaging, and design work comes from our parent company — Mother Puffin Creative.
They handle everything from logos to packaging, product design, and full brand strategy. If you’re ready to make your own brand look this good, head to motherpuffin.com and tell them we sent you.
For clothing, machine wash inside out in cold water and tumble dry low to preserve the vibrant prints.
Good things take time — especially puffin-level greatness. Each item is made to order through our partner Printful, so it’s created just for you (no dusty warehouse tees here).
Most orders ship within 2–5 business days, and usually land on your doorstep in about 7–10 business days total — depending on where you live and what’s in your cart.
You’ll get a tracking link once your order takes flight. 🐦✈️
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